A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A man said one day: My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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