Joke of the day

Cup of Tea.

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me .
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old . Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys .
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea' , which was just water.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea , my Mom came home .My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea , because it was 'just the cutest thing!
' My Mom waited , and sure enough , here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up .
Then she says , (as only a mother would know . . :)
"Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"

HAHAHA