What ladies are thinking in bed.1. "Oh, man!"
2. "I hope he's not noticing my wobbly parts!"
3. "Did I shut off the coffee pot? I think I did, but I kind of don't remember doing it. Did I? Yes, I definitely did."
4. "Ugh, let's get this over with. "Gossip Girl" starts in ten minutes."
5. "Oh, John! I mean Jeff! Oops, glad I didn't say that out loud. Wait, did I?"
6. "He's gotten GOOD at this!"
7. "No, buddy, that's not it. Valiant effort, though."
8. "Ack! Is that a BIRTHMARK!?"
9. "Wow, he's been working out!"
10. "Hummuna, hummuna, hummuna"
What Guys are thinking in bed.
You might think the thought process would just simply be, "Oh My God!" or something like it, but actually -- he has his own sex-worries too. It might be hard to believe that once he's getting some he's still got concerns, but it's true.
Here are a few things your man is thinking about while the two of you get it on.
Make It Snappy
Sometimes he doesn't want to take all day with the nookie. No matter how much he loves the sight of your naked bod, sometimes a quickie is all he needs. A night of loving is nice, but sometimes a mind-blowing quickie is way better than a mediocre all night session.
Forced Fetish
Yea, it's sexy when you can surprise him with a whip-cream bikini -- but not every night. If you can't ditch the props for a night or two, it's going to get old fast. Also, some men can be intimidated by that kind of aggression.
Measure Up
This one you might know off the bat, but he worries if he's doing well. Guys do hope their performance is good and think about everything from if he's pleasing you -- to worrying about his size, so it couldn't hurt to stroke his ego from time to time.
I can already see some of you laughin'
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