Signs it's your last day at work!!!!!!!!!

You know it's your last day at work when:

- You return from a week's vacation to find that you had scheduled "this" week as vacation, not last week.

- You take a "sick" day and the next morning the boss asks you, "So, how was the fishing on Rock Creek yesterday?"

- You wake up hung over.

- You have a black eye and barked knuckles.

- Your underwear is missing.

- You're in jail.

- Last night was the company Christmas party.

- As a woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, "I waited on the last ugly old lady. This one's your turn!" Your boss is standing behind you. And it's his wife.

Just imagine, LOL!!!!!!!!!