Joke of the Day

How to annoy people on an elevator

1. Bring on a chair.
2. Sit at a desk at the doorway and ask for tickets when people enter.
3. If you are one of two people in an elevator, tap the other person on the shoulder and insist it wasn't you.
4. Make loud noises whenever someone presses a button.
5. Make a bell sound everytime the elevator stops at a floor.
6. When all is silent, just yell, “Would everyone please just SHUT UP!”
7. Drop a pencil, if someone goes to get it for you yell, “THAT'S MINE!”
8. Hand out treasure maps to people who enter the elevator.
9. Start sniffing people.
10. Make animal noises when people leave the elevator.
11. Throw shredded paper in the air and say “It's snowing, it's snowing.”
12. Stand in front of the door facing everyone.
13. Don't leave the elevator, just look at the door.
14. Ask someone how there day was, then while they are answering ask another person.
15. Pretend to swat flies.
16. Ask people if they would like to play hide-and-seek.
17. Start applauding by clapping and whistling loudly whenever someone enters the elevator.
18. Make a lemonade stand.
19. Shoot spit balls.
20. Insist people sign in and sign out on a sheet.


Funny as hell..............