One for the girls

This is the prayer of a woman to God before going to bed:

Now that I lay me down to sleep
I pray to God that I can keep my shape
Please no wrinkles on my face
Please no bags under my eyes
Please lift my butt before it sags
Please no age spots on my body
Please no gray Hair
As for my belly please take it away
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young
And thank you Dear God, for all that you've done.